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the contents of this webpage are in beta. please expect the lack ofcontent and some bugs.
the contents of this webpage are in beta. please expect the lack ofcontent and some bugs.
We are a goofy team of goofy goofs who make goofy things for goofy people. That’s it. That’s the whole mission. No serious business meetings, no productivity software, no “synergy.” Just unfiltered, unlicensed, potentially dangerous levels of goofiness uploaded straight to your screen. Whether it's memes that defy physics, cursed buttons, or digital chaos that probably breaks at least three internet laws, we're here to deliver the goofy goods. We don’t do “normal.” We do “what in the actual heck did I just click on?”
It all began on a rainy Tuesday in a hospital shaped like a rubber chicken. The first of our founders was born mid-meme — literally.The doctor sneezed, the lights flickered, and the newborn let out its first cry, which suspiciously sounded like a distorted vineboom. From that moment, it was clear: this baby was destined to be unserious.
Years passed. The founder, now a chaotic teen armed with Photoshop and exactly zero supervision, began to attract other goof-minded individuals. One was raised by rogue Discord mods. Another escaped from a haunted Roblox server. One more appeared mysteriously after someone typed “🅱️” into an ancient search engine. Together, they formed a squad so goofy, even Clippy the Microsoft Paperclip would’ve given up trying to help.
They were laughed at. Rejected. Once banned from a “Professional Website Developers” forum for suggesting Comic Sans as a universal font. But they never stopped dreaming.
And one day, fueled by energy drinks and extremely questionable code, they launched the Goofy Site Beta — a glorious mess of chaos, comedy, and broken links. It wasn’t perfect. But it was goofy, and that’s what mattered.
Now here you are — part of the legend. You didn’t just stumble onto this site. The site chose you. Welcome to the goofy resistance.